In the right hand lane. Going 50 in a 50. Wearing my seatbelt. Hands at 12 and on the stick. Insurance is current. Registration is current. Inspected a few months back. No beer in the car. No dead bodies in the trunk. Nope. Legit before I even saw the police car.
I realize two things; I have nothing to fear going past the cop. And that I am kinda boring. #likethat