Nike PR – Media Orchard Dis’s Kobe Bryant

Via this post on AdRants, Media Orchard has rewritten Nike’s new Kobe Bryant ad with some more … er… factually correct copy writing.

This was a PR disaster waiting to happen for Nike given their strong female constituency. 

Here is the rewrite from Media Orchard.  Now we just need the style-like-brokeback to the future mashup on YouTube!

Media Orchard on Nike Kobe Bryant Commercial:

Hate my selfishness.

Hate my lies, my infidelity.

Hate the fact that my high-powered attorneys got me off and humiliated my accuser when I was charged with rape.

And hate that I’m loved, because America only cares who wins the damn game.

My regrets to Karl Rove for getting pulled into this.  He is probably innocent.

And if Nike is looking for who they SHOULD sponsor, I have a suggestion for an amazing athlete.